Perpetually drunk.
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  • unclefather:

    A bee can become drunk from fermented nectar and other bees will punish it by chewing off its legs.

    "Hey, Pete is drunk again lets chew his legs off"

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  • whatisitcalledagain:


    sometimes I forget that Americans have to pay for university upfront like what the fuck is that are u guys ok


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  • zackisontumblr:

    tigger did not care at all that i was there

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  • unpluggedoutlet:

    Like a proud father.

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  • modestmgmtofficial:

    identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools

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  • j5h:


    When I was in middle school I would put my Ice cream in a bowl and microwave it until it was hot and eat it like hot soup


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